Die (The) German Way

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

 In-processing started this Monday. It is pretty much two weeks of orientation filled with so much information ranging from finances, driver's license exam, transitioning on post, and German culture. We need to have a checklist of things to do before the two weeks are up.

As I walked into my class this morning, I was excited to be learning about the German Culture. The class was led by a vivacious, funny German woman who first started the class by talking about the right way to hold a beer mug..haha She demonstrated the proper way (placing your palm around  the mug versus holding it by the handle). She mentioned that typically the mugs hold 1 liter of beer and holding it by the handle could be a bit dangerous if you are having multiple mugs of beer.

Here are some of the interesting things that I've learned that you may find helpful:

  • Germans are very confrontation and do not smile if they don't have a reason to. Americans pretty much smile at everyone, but germans do not. They are pretty reserved and won't take the initiative to meet or talk to someone if its not necessary. It may come off as rude to us Americans, but its the way they really are.
  • Germans normally introduce themselves by their last name, not their first names
  • When introducing yourself to someone, have a firm handshake and maintain good eye contact otherwise they will not trust you.
  • Never ask a German, "How are you?," if you don't have time to stop and listen to their life's story or day. They will think its rude if you just keep walking. 
  • If invited to a German home, it is customary to bring a gift. Chocolates, wine, or even flowers are great, just don't bring red roses unless you are in love with the host. Also don't assume you can bring your children to dinner unless you ask the host first.
  • Tipping is not really necessary. Servers in Germany are salaried and have full benefits and insurance. One euro is normally sufficient. Some tend to know us americans tip 15-20% and will try to rip you off by not giving you your change. They know most Americans aren't confrontational and won't fight it. Be confrontational.
  • Dogs are considered part of the family and seen laying under tables in restaurants. Many times they are served a free bowl of water.
  • When everyone raises their glasses, be sure to clink your drink with each person and make eye contact as you do. Toast, "Prost."
  • On parts of the Autobahn (controlled access highway) there is no speed limit. Keep right on the autobahn, left lanes are for passing only. Never pass on the right.
  • Germans are firm believers of breathing fresh air and staying active. Everyone loves to hike, walk, or stroll through the parks. Just be careful what parks you go to because you may walk your entire family into a park with topless woman sunbathing. 
  • Ladies, if you are trying to make friends or impress men, dress conservatively. If you dress inappropriately, no one will talk to you. They will look at you, shake their head and continue walking. They may also think you are a prostitute since its legal here.
  • Biergartens serve only beer and have outdoor seating. Food is not sold. It is often confused with restaurants that do have outdoor seating and food.
  • There are over 5000 different beers in Germany and it is acceptable to have beer right after church. You won't be a bad parent if you give your toddler a couple sips of beer. It is normal.
  • Oktoberfest is a huge tourist trap and people have hotel reservations years in advance. A tent could hold up to 8000 people. You won't be served beer unless you are seated.
  • Germany is the size of Montana. You can drive all over Europe in a short time, but you need an international European license and tourist passport.
It's so interesting to learn how different the German Culture is from American Culture. I'm so happy the army briefs us about these things before I act a fool in front of Germans. It is already a bit intimidating walking around in my ACUs around base. Since I am an officer, anytime an enlisted soldier or a lower rank soldier passes in front of me, they have to salute me first and I then salute them. I definitely had to practice saluting the right way or else they will not take me seriously...haha

-tschüss


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